Men in Tweed Rub Bowls of Mac n' Cheese
Lie down and look up at the ceiling and breathe with those curiously fragile lungs of yours and remind yourself: Don’t worry. Don’t worry. All is as it was meant to be. It was meant to be lonely and terrifying and unfair and heaving. Don’t worry.
The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home, Condos (via unmaiden)

brightchimeradragon:

kaelio:

Have you ever seen something completely baffling but also technically excellent? I can’t believe how well this person edited Jane into Treasure Planet so she and Captain Amelia could fight the bad guy from Osmosis Jones. “Man,” I say to myself, “I could never make this bizarre music video about beloved animated characters becoming ghosts.”

I’M CRYING FROM HOW WELL THIS IS MADE THOUGH LIKE, A MIXTURE OF COMPLETE “WHY THE FUCK” WITH “HOW THE FUCK???”

22/10

dylanr5:

tutsthepussy:

smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you.

but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up someone elses life.

AMEN

omg-relatable:

More relatable posts here

tastefullyoffensive:

Be careful with your kindness. [x]

undeadmammal:

y’ever just want 1 day where you dont have to do shit with anybody or be looked at or talk to folks or leave the house or leave bed at all for any reason

1:all fungi are edible.
2: some fungi are only edible once
Terry Pratchett (via bableman)

dairy-queef:

i love being the radical degenerate queer of the family.